Tales From Tech 2 - Issue: Not Quite 31 Yet

Today, I wanted to take a brief moment of your time to let you know about our upcoming holiday schedule.

Anyway, thinking about the holidays and my Mom's peanut butter and sauerkraut casserole reminded me of the old saying: A watched chicken never boils when it crosses the road, unless it's very, very hot.

TURKEY, STUFFING AND PUMPKIN PIE, OH MY!

Our office will be CLOSED on Thanksgiving Day, November 25th (also known as Turkey Day) and the day after Thanksgiving, November 26th (also known as Unable to Get Out of Bed Because We Ate Too Much Turkey Yesterday Day) for the Thanksgiving Holidays.

WHAT'S THAT OVERWEIGHT GENTLEMAN DOING IN OUR CHIMNEY?

Our office will be CLOSED on Christmas Eve, December 24th (also known as Santa Claus is Coming Tomorrow Day) for the Christmas Holidays.

2004 HAS ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE AND THE OTHER ON A BANANA PEEL

Our office will be OPEN on a regular schedule (that's 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Eastern) on New Years Eve, December 31st (also known as The Day Before People With Stock in Headache Relief Product Companies Get to Celebrate Day), so if you don't have other plans, feel free to give us a call. We'd love to chat!

Well, I guess that's it for today's issue.