I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.
Code so clean you could eat off it
A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1...
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
A core dump is your computer's way of saying "Here's what's on my mind, what's on yours?"
A program is a device used to convert data into error messages.
A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.
ACK and you shall receive.
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
A nerd is someone whose life revolves around computers and technology. A geek is someone whose life revolves around computers and technology, and likes it!!
Being married to a programmer is like having a cat. You talk to it but you're never really sure if it hears you, much less comprehends what you say.
Beta software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for 'still doesn't work.'
Calculating in binary code is as easy as 01,10,11.
End User (V): An act the Customer Support Staff wishes to carry out. (Known variant is "Disastrously End User" depending upon the magnitude of the stupidity.) - Anis Shiekh
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
ICMP: The protocol that goes PING!
M.C.S.E :- Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape.
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred...
